Hello, I’m Rams aka “Code Wizard”, the undisputed master of bits and bytes at JULITH. If software development were an Olympic sport, I’d have a podium reserved. My sidekicks: a Kinesis keyboard, NeoVim enhanced with my custom plugin, because everything else would be a skill issue. The only tool a man needs is the command line. As a proud “socially integrated nerd,” I seamlessly juggle epic coding challenges wherever someone is in despair.
Head of Headdevelopment • JULITH GmbH | May 2024 - present
- Wrote production code in haskell.
- Wrote several actor based hyper scalable Webapps with Rust that were used by 4 users AT THE SAME TIME (trust me bro)!
Head of Development • NEWS-LOG AG | Jan 2018 – 2024
- Refueled, launched, and (sometimes crash) landed software services across many airports.
- Wrote several Devops Pipelines by just starring at the screen.
Senior Software Engineer • FALTWERK CODE STUDIOS | Sep 2003 – Dec 2017
- Wrote Apps in every language you tech bros think it is the shit and thought PHP is still better
- Survived a marathon Javascript, Go, and Rust session — produced a web app that loads faster than you write your next bug.
- Wrote a book called "Computers - F**k everything, everyone, everywhere at once."
First of all, go to hell with your stupid high level devops crap. I rather write a shell script and deploy in 30 seconds by hanging in some hooks in my .git folder..
| Category | Tools & Technologies |
|---|---|
| Editor & Shell | NeoVim, emacs, Zsh with oh-my-zsh, tmux, mutt. If i am in a bad mood and need to ship stuff => JETBRAINS |
| Languages | Rust, Go, Python, Angular, C++, HolyC |
| CI/CD & Cloud | GitHub Actions, Docker/Podman |
| Databases | PGSQL, Redis, CockroachDB, MySQL, MSSQL |
| Open Source | Maintainer of many unmantained repos, contributor to projects that nobody cares |
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- **🔐 AutoPligg **: Fully autonomous link distribution system that led to the introduction of AI as it rendered the old internet obsolete and unusable. (Nobel Price pending)
- 🔐 VaultOfSecrets: Encryption library storing passwords more securely than Fort Knox. Actually it's just a md5() encrypted, but that's still better than your vibe coded crap.
- 👾 5 Fedora Major Upgrades: Without breaking the OS!
- “Most Likely to Replace Bugs with Headcrabs” Award, Dev Guild 2022.
- High score in “Code & Conquer” contest: 9,999 points.
- I use Arch btw, because i care about the systems i run
MSc in Computer Science • ETH Zureich | 2009 – 2003
- Focus: “Parallelizing Coffee Machine Controls for maximum intake”
Ok actually no MSc, i' m just an idiot that does code for a bit (25 years)
- GitHub: github.com/schneipp
- YELLINGMarket: @ramsleprince
- LinkedIn: ramon ott
“Code — because hitting people with a keyboard is fucking awesome.” 💥
disclaimer: if you are a recruiter and wonder if this is all true, ask a a SE to make sense of all this. if he/*/she understands, contact me :)