DOaaS - DevOps-as-a-Service

Emotional support for your CI/CD pipeline 🔥

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Welcome to DOaaS (https://doaas.dev) — the most important DevOps platform of 2026.

It doesn't deploy infrastructure. It doesn't fix outages. It doesn't reduce your cloud bill.

It does something far more critical:

It gives your pipeline emotional support.

Try it right now:

curl -s "https://doaas.dev/random?mode=chaos&format=text"

Example output:

Deploying to prod. No rollback plan. Respect.

Because production is pain, and pain deserves an API.

Why does this exist?

• Production is hard. On-call, red pipelines, and "did you try rebooting?" get old. DOaaS is a single API for levity—no meetings, no standup bingo, just one curl.
• Teams need release valves. Standup icebreakers, blame deflection, status pages, Slack bots—instant mood shift, same endpoint.
• DevOps doesn’t have to be grim. Less corporate jargon, more wit. Less "oh no," more "okay, we got this."

✨ What can it do?

Here’s the full toolbox (or hit /help for the live list):

• /help – List all endpoints and usage (also at /).
• /random – Get a random message from any endpoint.
• /blame – Pass the buck in style.
• /motivate – Cheerleader in JSON or plain text.
• /incident – Incident-style responses without the panic.

More endpoints: /excuse, /thisisfine, /realitycheck, /deploy, /rollback, /lgtm, /standup, /meeting, /burnout, /alignment, /roadmap, /policy, /audit, /compliance, /risk, /yes, /no, /maybe.

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🚀 Quick Start

1. Try it — run this in your terminal:

curl -s "https://doaas.dev/random?mode=chaos&format=text"

2. See everything — full endpoint list at doaas.dev/help (browser or curl).

3. Go deeper — Slack, GitHub Actions, shell functions, and more: INTEGRATIONS.md.

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Usage

curl

# Random (chaos mode)
curl -s "https://doaas.dev/random?mode=chaos&format=text"

# Blame, motivate, and more
curl -s "https://doaas.dev/blame?format=text"
curl -s "https://doaas.dev/motivate?format=text"
curl -s "https://doaas.dev/meeting?mode=corporate&format=text"
curl -s "https://doaas.dev/realitycheck?mode=security&format=text"

# List all endpoints
curl -s "https://doaas.dev/help"

Browser

Open doaas.dev/help in your browser to explore and try endpoints.

Shell function

Add to .bashrc or .zshrc:

doaas() {
  local endpoint=$1
  local format=${2:-json}
  curl -s "https://doaas.dev/${endpoint}?format=${format}"
}

Then: doaas motivate text, doaas blame json, and so on. For a version with mode support and Fish/PowerShell, see INTEGRATIONS.md.

Terminal greeting

Get a DOaaS message every time you open a terminal — add to ~/.bashrc or ~/.zshrc:

[[ $- == *i* ]] && { echo ""; curl --max-time 2 -fsS "https://doaas.dev/random?mode=chaos&format=text" || true; echo; }

For a calmer (wholesome) variant, see INTEGRATIONS.md.

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⚙️ Query Parameters

• mode: normal (default) | chaos | corporate | security | wholesome | toxic | sarcastic | devops (availability varies by endpoint)
• format: json (default) | text | shields
  When format=shields, optional: style, label, color, labelColor (defaults and details in INTEGRATIONS.md).

Development

For local setup and all npm scripts, see CONTRIBUTING.md.

🔐 Security Notes

• Free plan folks: don’t be that person hammering the API—rate limits are real.
• Cache smartly or keep local copies to avoid becoming a DOaaS spammer.
• All endpoints have Cache-Control: no-store because fresh data is the best data.
• To report a vulnerability, see SECURITY.md.

🧠 Philosophy

• DevOps: Where “It works on my machine” is the universal excuse.
• Automate everything, even your coffee breaks.
• If it’s not broken, add monitoring anyway.
• Blame is a team sport—pass it around generously.
• Remember: every incident is just a plot twist in your career story.

Contributing

We want more than code — new endpoints, funnier one-liners, better docs. See CONTRIBUTING.md to join the fun.

Star us on GitHub if DOaaS made you smile. Share it in standup. Blame the API. You know what to do.

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Go forth and DOaaS like a boss! 🚀