- 🔭 I’m currently working on optimizing synergies across cross-functional verticals. (Also, trying to figure out how to microwave fish without becoming that person.)
- 🌱 I’m currently learning yet another JavaScript framework that promises to “finally fix” the problems created by the last five frameworks I learned.
- 👯 I’m looking to collaborate on projects that involve minimal effort, maximum credit. Ideally something that looks good on a whiteboard.
- 🤔 I’m looking for help with Understanding why my code works, even though it really shouldn’t. Also, Kubernetes. Always Kubernetes.
- 💬 Ask me about the brilliance of using the default Github template
- 📫 How to reach me:
- Carrier Pidgeons: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500, USA (Addressed to the cave inside the bushes)
- Email: dojje07@gmail.com (preferred)
- ⚡ Fun fact: Once wrote a script to automate a task that took 5 minutes and the script took 3 days. Productivity achieved!
- Familiar with Linux
- Used Arch for a year (against better judgement)

