Hey! I'm a programmer who writes code for a living and Googles errors for a hobby. One day, I dream of becoming the boss of my own AI factory that works hard so I don't have to. For now, I just look very serious while staring at system diagrams like they owe me money.
🧠 What I Actually Do
- Build distributed systems that (usually) don’t explode
- Fight with Kafka, RabbitMQ, and MongoDB until they cooperate
- Pretend to “delegate tasks” but end up coding them myself
- Explain system design using random analogies like noodles, rivers, and traffic jams
🎯 Life Goal
- Create systems so reliable that I can finally take a vacation without praying to Grafana.
